Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Weedster Miami Yogis

Hey, Yogis! It's Sunday! It's Easter!! It's that time!!!

Most yoga studios are closed or have shortened schedules today so maybe take the day off from your usual Sunday activities and join us in ours!

There are plenty of places to eat (satisfy your munchies) and drink today so go forth and enjoy the day!

Us? We're probably going to hit up Lou's Beer Garden but we don't know yet if they are open today and Lou isn't responding to our texts...  


*UPDATE: They are open

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Free Yoga in Wynwood Tonight at Jugo Fresh

Namaste, yogis - all the details you need are in the poster above! WHEEEE!!! With Dawn B!!!!!!

Monday, April 7, 2014

Krishna Das Brings #KirtanWallah to MIA This Weekend

This Friday and Saturday night you have the chance to be in the presence of pure kirtan greatness... a living legend... the King of Kirtan himself... may we present KRISHNA DAS!! 

As a loyal follower of this blog, you know of our, ahem, affinity towards KD so we'll spare you the rant this morning. 

The important thing is that you procure your tickets and journey to one or both of his sessions. You can find information on them here

He will be at Unity on the Bay Friday night and then in North Miami Beach at the Littman Theater on Saturday. 

At the request of his people, please make sure to hashtag all of your social media posts with #KirtanWallah

Thursday, February 27, 2014

1111Vibes & Crystal Sonic Yoga at The Standard

Good Afternoon. We are writing to inform you that this Friday night at The Standard Hotel you are invited to experience Crystal Sonic Yoga where you will be experiencing some seriously awesome vibes.

No, we're not referring to your off-key OMMMs, dear yogis. It's 1111Vibes' Andrew Clark and his magical singing bowls. Let us explain.

A few weeks ago we wandered into his studio tucked away behind the 1111 Lincoln Road parking garage. We had booked a private session and weren't sure what we were in for.

Advice: if you can book a session with him do it like NOW. There are no words to explain the gravity of how amazing it was. A truly alchemical trip.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014


Hey you! Yeah, yogis, it's you we're talking to.

You with your bottoms up in down dog - listen up!!

Bhagavan Das is having a workshop at Synergy Yoga South Beach this weekend and you need to sign up now or else he's not coming.

We need this workshop. If you are a somewhat able minded and bodied yogi you will attend. If you do not comply you are herby fired! Stripped of your yogi title!! BE GONE!!!

You don't have to do the whole weekend - sign up for one session and at least support the cause!!

Register here for one or more sessions by the end of the day today or else he's bailing in our sunny Shangri-La that we call Miami Beach.


That is all, yogis. Namaste. 

If you need help on signing up please call or text 786-444-1817, or Go to under "Events".

Friday, January 24, 2014

Doug Swenson at Synergy Yoga This Weekend

David & Doug Swenson circa 1970
Sorry, yogis. We need to keep this short, sweet and to the point - much like Mr. Swenson, himself.

Important information to follow:

Doug Swenson is having a workshop at Synergy Yoga South Beach this weekend. You should be there. He is a legend. We are a legend in our own mind...

It starts sometime this afternoon, but there is no way we are going to sober up enough to make it there, so you have to be there on our behalf.

Click here to RSVP via Facebook. We will try to roll in on Sunday afternoon. Is the workshop full? We'll never know.

Someone call us a cab.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

This Weekend You're Going on a Budokon Retreat

Someone has been a very, very naughty yogi.

That yogi is Kancho Cameron Shayne. How do we love him? Let us count the ways...

First things first, you should know that he will be hosting a retreat at The Standard this weekend.

It is a Budokon retreat. It is open to everyone. Sign up here. RSVP on Facebook here.

His method is seriously asana evolved. You think you've got game, yogi? Try Budokon out. It will humble you.

Monday, November 4, 2013

New World Symphony of Yoga: Gratitude Edition

We owe you an apology, Miami Yogis.

Instead of sticking around for what we're sure shaped up to be a very big yoga weekend in South Florida (for obvious reasons) we blew out of town to the big apple so that we could catch the Krishna Das show on the upper west side.

Sorry! Love ya!! Mean it!!

But come on - it's KD man!! You know we have a major thing for the king of kirtan. But, if it is any consolation, we will say that being in New York for these past few chilly days - freezing our asansas off - has made us remember why we love the sunny shores of Miami Beach.

So, we promise to see you this Saturday at the annual New World Symphony of Yoga. What we do not promise is to be coherent. You can purchase tickets here (for a staggering $2.50!). Worth every penny!!

You can also RSVP for the event on Facebook.

The party kicks off at 7 pm. Be there or be square. Namaste!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween Miami Yoga Edition

Happy Halloween, Miami Yogis. As if you're not scary enough already.

There are a few spooky events you should know about. Here they are:

There will be an H2Om Trick or Treat party at The Standard Hotel on Friday. If that doesn't sound scary enough for you, just imagine us naked there at the pool - because it happens.

Secondly you can go to a raw, vegan potluck and costume contest with Zen Mystery. Our homemade vegan fare has the ability to set your coraz√≥n en fuego, so eat there if you dare. You will have to journey to Broward for this event, so that adds an extra layer of terror...

Third, and most terrifying of all: The Yoga Journal Conference is in town, so if you are a masochist grab your Lululemon and run to what can only be defined as hell on Earth, The Westin Diplomat.

If you are truly a member of the Namaste Miami Tribe, you will support local yoga and attend the Adjusting and Assisting workshop with Ken and Lina this weekend at Skanda yoga. Don't sell out. Keep the love local, yogis.


Friday, October 18, 2013

Full Moon Friday: Lunar Eclipse Edition

Hello, yogis. Come over here a little closer... Closer...

Tonight, when the full October moon passes into the Earth's shadow you will have plenty of places to park your yogi ass-ana. We've complied a short list of events so you don't have to.

Let's get this full moon party started.

To begin, you can always catch the full moon gathering down at 3rd & Ocean Drive. We don't see any other details on the event other than it is for sure happening. Confirm on their Facebook page if you need extra assurance.